Saturday, February 7, 2015

Reasons Why I'm an Asshole

I wouldn't let them get a cookie from the bakery but I did offer to buy them cupcakes.


I told her if she swallowed her gum it would make it hurt when she poops.  She swallowed the gum.


I gave her the wrong cup.


I wouldn't floss MY teeth.  Yes, MY teeth.


It's not her birthday (this was Annika during Annabel's party).


I gave her the wrong color spoon.


The ice cream was cold.


I wouldn't buy her a beer.  Yep, a beer, she has no clue what soda is, she thinks all drinks in cans are beer.


1 comment:

  1. These are too funny. I give the wrong cup all the time. You would think I'd learn...

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