I wouldn't let them get a cookie from the bakery but I did offer to buy them cupcakes.
I told her if she swallowed her gum it would make it hurt when she poops. She swallowed the gum.
I gave her the wrong cup.
I wouldn't floss MY teeth. Yes, MY teeth.
It's not her birthday (this was Annika during Annabel's party).
I gave her the wrong color spoon.
The ice cream was cold.
I wouldn't buy her a beer. Yep, a beer, she has no clue what soda is, she thinks all drinks in cans are beer.