Saturday, February 7, 2015

Reasons Why I'm an Asshole

I wouldn't let them get a cookie from the bakery but I did offer to buy them cupcakes.

I told her if she swallowed her gum it would make it hurt when she poops.  She swallowed the gum.

I gave her the wrong cup.

I wouldn't floss MY teeth.  Yes, MY teeth.

It's not her birthday (this was Annika during Annabel's party).

I gave her the wrong color spoon.

The ice cream was cold.

I wouldn't buy her a beer.  Yep, a beer, she has no clue what soda is, she thinks all drinks in cans are beer.

1 comment:

  1. These are too funny. I give the wrong cup all the time. You would think I'd learn...